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My Porn Star Name [nanoblog]

There are a few formulae for deriving your “porn star” name, the most common of which is the combination of your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on. That works for most people, I guess, although Fido 48th Street doesn’t have much marquee appeal. By that formula, my name would be Woody Price (Anne’s is Misty Bouquin). Over the weekend, we were talking about the Café Carlyle, where so many great cabaret singers have performed. I suddenly realized that the best-known of these artists would make a great porn star name for me: Bobby Short.

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Ha! Mine would be Rocky Hidden Valley.

I don't know Tony, if I were a man, I wouldn't want the word "short" anywhere near my porn star name. But maybe that's just me.

Anyway, my porn star name is the very excellent, "Pepper Mills".

Melissa,
Yeah, that's just my warped sense of humor. I love Pepper Mills because it sounds so made-up and also suggests something hot and spicy.

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