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Five Stages, No Waiting

At the box office of the Keswick Theater tonight for John Scofield. Let’s listen in as Tony goes through the five stages of grief...

  • Shock Cancelled?! CANCELLED?! No way! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
  • Denial This can’t be happening. The concert was cancelled ten days ago? That can’t be. I bought these tickets only seven days ago.
  • Anger That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. How could you even sell tickets for a show that was cancelled?! Oh, great. Now what am I going to do with my evening? Blog?
  • Bargaining OK, OK. I’m cool. Now, can I get a full refund, or a credit or something? Aw, c’mon. Pweeeze?
  • Depression ::sulk::
  • Testing <tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
  • Acceptance I’m sure John didn’t mean it personally. He’ll come back. Shane, come back, come back!! ::sniff::

Yeah, I know there’s seven stages. My grief is too big for only five stages, man.

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